couch salad

1. assembling a salad on a couch; a healthy snack or meal alternative for couch potatoes.

2. the odds and ends (Tator Tots, pennies, lighters, etc) that are found in between the crevices of the couch; in it's most literal sense, couch salad specifically refers to the lettuce found in salad - lettuce being slang for money.

1. a couch salad includes all of the salad "fixin's": greens, bacon pieces, cheese, croutons, etc. The greens are used as a vessel for the items listed above. A healthy, quick, and no mess alternative to normal couch potato fare.

2. "I need tip money for the pizza guy could you fish around under the couch cushions and grab me some couch salad?"

by Beth_The_Death February 16, 2008

couch bobbing

The act of being sexually intimate with a couch; couch or sofa fetish.

The atmosphere in the room got a little weird when the cat started couch bobbing.

by AcesHai April 23, 2018

Couch Whore

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch

Jenny is being such a couch whore tonight.

by Kay99 April 20, 2011

couch husband

A husband who is exiled to sleep on the couch after doing enough of something to make his wife angry enough to force him to sleep on the couch.

Husband beats wife in a game of urban dictionary. True story.

Wife: you’re my couch husband tonight.

by JK Knowling March 12, 2022

couch worm

A couch worm is someone who does not go out and plays on there Xbox all day and does not socialize.

Jack is a couch worm, he does not move off his sofa.

by Yuki putt January 30, 2016

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019

couch taco

À pussy, vagina, or small cavern

I was knee deep in that couch taco

by burritoslocos April 22, 2015