Copulated

An area where a lot of cops populate.

I’m not driving down Belair rd, it’s to copulated.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020

Coggulate

N. 1)To remember, to record, or to note 2)To put together, to create

I must COGGULATE this letter to Hunter S. Thompson, in a way that will impress him.

by Sabrina Lee March 3, 2004

Corporate Action

Partaking in sexual activity while at work.

"The boss was out of town so I used his office to get some Corporate Action from his secretary"

by tourettesguyrules October 17, 2008

Corpatea Smorpratea

An adjective that describes something Corporate.

The new sales model was rolled out reflecting the company's corpatea smorpratea rules.

by kemper19 November 28, 2011

corporate travel consultant

if you don't know what this means, its because its a fancy way of describing a travel agent.

Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.

Otherwise theres always a computer.

Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"

Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"

Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"

Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"

Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"

Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"

by ganga child October 24, 2012

Corporate Tai Chi

Upper management's technique of avoiding answering questions about anything.

I asked Joe if I'll ever get that raise I asked for and all I got was a lot of Corporate Tai Chi about how much I'm appreciated but sales are down and the budget's a problem and all that crap...

by Stesio December 27, 2013

Compucated

adj. portmanteau of computer and complicated
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.

"I'm going to export this csv shopping list to your Google calendar so that you can synchronize it with my tablet, and we can hit the store."
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"

by tronglodyte December 26, 2014