Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Conteh

A Conteh is an African priest/pastor. When children are confessing their sins in the confession room to him, he locks the door behind them with a special key without them knowing. Then he brutally assaults and rapes these children before releasing them again.

Child: Please let me out sir.
Conteh: You will not leave this room, without kissing my cock.

by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 8, 2019

YouTube Content

YouTube Content:
Pronunciation; Yoo-Toob-Cunt-Ent
An unoriginal work of motion, animation etc.

1. Most YouTubers these days have unoriginal YouTube Content.

2. LeafyIsQueer has bad, unoriginal YouTube Content

by Razalius August 27, 2017

content

A meaning of over buffness for a chick with potential and with class.

that chick is content

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

contemplative eater

\con/t>emp)\plaa*/~tiv/\eet\err/
org:Americanese)2007: 1. one who does all of their thinking in between bites of of food while staring of into space 2. thinker-eater<~stomach>

trevor is a contemplative eater

by farturohaha January 2, 2009

content cookies

dram, or explaining how you feel

i feel bad for susan she needs some content cookies.

by donesha hutchinson December 27, 2018