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asshole comparison

An informal logical fallacy in which one arguer compares the unpleasant activities of another to her/his own more favorable circumstance. For a comparison to fall under this fallacy, the arguer must both act like the situations are the same and make the other person feel bad about their own circumstance.
Arguer: "You think it's bad being an actuary? Yeah, try being an baby animal cuddler who has no allergies whatsoever."
Other person: "Bullshit! Asshole comparison!"
by ethical.breakdance January 4, 2010
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formerly enjoyed companion

I used to bang Megan but now she's just a formerly enjoyed companion.
by Howell June 23, 2007
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Alaskan Trash Compactor

Your girlfriend doesn’t shit for a week and then you proceed to violently fuck her ass until the shit is nicely compacted into a shape of your choosing, then you freeze it and shove it back into her ass.
Yo bro I tried the Alaskan Trash Compactor with her last night and her asshole quivered when I stuck it in for the second time!
by HotDiggityDamner April 20, 2019
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comp

a highly talented and skilled rapper who made the song "Do Sumptin'" for the "Cradle 2 the Grave Soundtrack" (track 4)
hes a comp wannabee
by Langwij~Master May 11, 2003
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compaq

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.
Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
by Punkhead May 28, 2005
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Zombie Company

A company or business run by zombies.
That Zombie Company on Main Street has a great selection of items! But the manager kept following me around like he thought I was going to steal something. Or maybe he just wanted to eat me...
by Entropy Cow November 20, 2009
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comparism

an examination of two or more items to establish similarities and dissimilarities. Similar in meaning to comparison yet identified by the distinct Sahrism dialect.
The doctor did a comparism between the two xrays of Sahra's head and deduced that they were not taken in the same year.
by Sahra October 30, 2005
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