ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

A dramatic trend where people put these in tiktok videos comments

Random commenter:*put something here*
"Them": I'm gonna spread ur cheeks lil bro😭🙏🙏don't EVER let me catch you in my comments again or it will be OVER for you👾

by I'm gonna spread your cheeks June 27, 2023

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ commenting ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ💀💯🔥

by Magicznyy October 28, 2023

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status

anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too

by mindy444 February 19, 2011

Commentitis

The obsessive nature of checking your status postings on Facebook for comments every time a computer/smartphone is near. Lack of comments usually leads to more status updates, "Status Frenzy".

Only two comments on my status?!, Ohhh my commentitis is flaring up again

by Karrg0 November 28, 2010

comment crashed

when a comment on a status gets more like than the status itself. The status has been comment crashed.

James Baker
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.

Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people

Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people

by isherwood December 1, 2010

Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.

Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!

by LaNerd May 10, 2011