choke

1. verb; in sports, to lose a relatively important game.

2. verb; the act of choking. See also: 2007 New England Patriots.

3. verb; the obstruction of the flow of air into the lungs.

1. On February 3, 2008, Bill Belicheat and his crew experienced the biggest choke in the history of all of sports.

2. How a team with a perfect record can manage to lose to a Wild Card seed in the Superbowl is, indeed, the definition of choking.

3. Quick! Somebody dial 911 and send the ambulances to Phoenix...Brady just CHOKED!

by Belicheat January 11, 2009

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Choke

What the New York Mets are really good at doing despite their delusional fans thinking Johan Santana would make a bit of difference on a flat-out bad team

Collapse: The Sequel has begun and the Mutts will eventually choke! FUCK THE METS!! LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!

by Lilparkczar October 31, 2008

Choke

- What happens to the Washington Capitals everytime they make the playoffs.

I can't believe the Washington Capitals choked again, it happens every year!

by forever a leafs fan July 9, 2011

Choker necklace

Choker necklaces go way back to the 80's, although people swear "girls who wear chokers are hoes", it is also a TREND.

"Lisa is wearing a choker necklace, nice trend!"

by Trend setter for real June 3, 2017

Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008