Crusty

A hand rolled cigarette and/or spliff/joint consisting of the discarded remnants of cigarette butts/roaches.

I'm so poor I had to raid the ashtray to roll a crusty.

I just cleaned my room and found enough spliff roaches to roll a crusty.

by doodad June 6, 2015

crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016

Crusty Iced Bun

Where a male leaves his post-coitus ejaculate upon a woman's posterior, whereupon it is left a number of hours until a crunchy texture is achieved.

After the third date we spiced things up a bit - crusty iced bun dawg!

by John Cash 808 September 2, 2016

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 8, 2017

crusty corndog

a annoying human being who is being bitchy.

Mr Stiver is being such a crusty corndog!

by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017

Christy Knockles

When one’s testicles are abnormally wet, and freeze over to create the effect of icicles on the scrotum

“Hey Jim what’s wrong?”
“Just having a rough day... woke up with some christy knockles”
“Aw shit man that’s the worst”

by thegoatscrote11 December 23, 2017