anal cream

the ceam substance that comes out of the ass of someone getting fisted

jamie likes to fist people so he can eat the anal cream on pancakes

by (hu)BB February 17, 2004

ice cream man

Drug Dealer.
Ice Cream is the code used to refer to the drug that is being sold, code is Only really necessary over the phone or in a public place.

At the shops: "Man, I'm hella down to get sum ice-cream."
Reply: "Yeah, fo sheezee! let's ring the Ice Cream Man."
Phonecall: "Hey man whatzup? I'm Jus' keen to come round and get sum Ice-Cream off yo'"

by Diego September 3, 2003

Cream Sandwich

When cum is squirted between the butt cheeks

Kiersten : Wow Jake gave me an amazing creampie last night!
Chad : Yeah I just gave the wifey A facial!
Steve : Well that was after you gave me a Cream Sandwich CHAD!
Chad : Shut the fuck up STEVE!
Steve : Maybe you should punish me and spank me with your big long dick CHAD!
Chad : We should go to my office so I can give you A dick spank & Cream Sandwich STEVE!
Steve : Oh Baby!
Kiersten : Oh Gross!

by SlopNChop June 15, 2018

Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008

Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

More Cream than Tea

a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.

Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...

by Captain Dale September 20, 2009

sour cream bitch

Any person that displays completely unacceptable behavior

Guy 1: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!
Guy 2: You're being a sour cream bitch.

by Samuel L. Nigger May 17, 2010