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Chronic

Chronic is some good ass weed that gets u fucked in one blunt its the real shit
man that some good ass chronic its got me messed up
by MC ROACH September 11, 2003
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chronic

Subject to a habit or pattern of behavior for a long time: a chronic liar.


origin-French chronique, from Latin chronicus, from Greek khronikos, of time, from khronos, time.
andrew chronically dives in kaylas muff
by phil November 28, 2003
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Chronic Hit

When someone wraps their lips around a butthole when the other person farts
Danny- I saw some girl last night and she was fucking beautiful....

Jason- really? So fine that you would chronic hit her?

Danny- HELL YEAH!!!
by In the pooper January 17, 2010
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Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023
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ironic chronic

ironic chronic is weed that smokes itself
man the other day was a disaster i went and bought a pound of ironic chronic but wouldnt you know it it had smoked itself all up before i even got home to try it
by ODog N Cali M.C N T May 20, 2009
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chronic

"I had to back up off of it and sit my ass down...tanqueray and chronic yeah I'm fucked up now" - snoop
by pisky March 28, 2003
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Chronic Bitch Face

A female who constantly has a "angered" or "agitated" look upon his or primarily her face. Women with the name Lauren tend to have this look about her.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
If the female figure becomes agitated, she may have a "surprised" kind of laugh. If the male figure is irritated, he may continue to laugh and mock the target person in a repetitive notion. These people will display a Chronic Bitch Face which will be unappealing to all around them.
by Dr. Laurence Alden Radcliff November 1, 2013
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