cert

Depending on the circumstances, a short form for
1) A certificate
2) A concert
3) Certain

1) did you pick up your cert from the gym?
2) Did you go to Enrique's cert?
3) So Bush won again? I thought Kerry was a cert...

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Forklift Certified

When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.

Hey honey, you want me to be forklift certified tonight?

by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022

cerith

Usually a ginger, quite a funny guy.

That guy is so cerith!

by Owen22 May 6, 2014

certifiction

a certificate of fictional worth.

"No where does the story mention their biggest exposure: that they gave multiple certifications to the investors in the mortgage securtizations that they did indeed have the trust assets." from: nakedcapitalism.com

I'm sure any losses are covered by the certifiction.

by Pissed Off Old Dude November 12, 2010

cerin

Cerin she is beautiful smart sexy amazing and she is o so fine she has long blonde hair a rockin bod and pretty eyes big asss booty and everything she loves most of everyone but other than that you need to get a cerin and dont tell anyone but she knows shes a freaky lil girl to

Damn that girl cerin is fine asf and freaky you need to get one of her

by the finnneeesssseeee gang February 23, 2018

Carita

The most amazing beautiful woman inside and out
Her beauty is unmatched but her mind is beyond her years and her heart is made gold

If you get a carita don't lose her

by K.L. Brown April 20, 2023

how to hack into certain websites

This only work for certain websites in which there is a guest account present in the ftp log.

how to hack into certain websites. its simple first ya go into internet explorer (if your using netscape sorry) and click the view menu then under that menu you will see a comand that says source click it now copy all the code into a text editor of some type now edit it all ya want and write some html code that will promt you for a download every time you open it make it say something sneaky like “search program” and now for the tricky part. Get your favorite ftp program and login to the host domain as guest and send the edited site to them with the name index.html now sit back n relax and watch the fun

by WorseThanHitler November 13, 2020