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u.s. never-cell-out field

A shitty ballpark on the south side of chicago that lives up to its name: Never Sells Out. Home of the Chicago White Sux, the shittier of the chicago teams. Note that it's the Chicago Cubs that get 3 million fans a year at home games, because they're so much better than the sux.

Famed for being the world's largest ghetto

a place where no one gives a flying fuck about baseball because they're all just trying to survive a sux game.
U.S. Never-Cell-Out Field: Where there are more drive-by's than line drives!
by spaghetti cormorant October 20, 2008
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celler

Cell phone caller
Ther's no telling when the celler will cell back, now is there?
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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Cell_LEDmagnet

A dancing monkey commonly found on IRC, who is an amazingly good speller for a primate, and is a HUGE fan of RantRadio (www.RantRadio.com)
Cell_LEDmagnet: you just admitted that you are an arab.
by Turnspike July 6, 2006
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Cellfiddlers

Alternate spelling of cellphiddlers

Used to describe a breed of people that, at a party, upon realizing that they don't know anyone, recess into a corner or otherwise inconspicuous area and begin fiddling with their cell phone.
- Man, I don't know anyone here, guess I'm a cellfiddler tonight :)

- Everyone loves cellfiddlers!
by David Hawaii June 14, 2007
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Cell Gangsta

A prison inmate who tries to act tough from behind his or her cell door by yelling names or other derogatory statements at either another inmate or a corrections officer. This is usually done when said inmate believes that most likely they won't be identified.
Like a true cell gangsta, Charlie waited until the C.O. was out of range before talking trash on him.
by Rockhound6165 September 28, 2008
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Cell out

Scrolling through information in your cell phone, such as text messages or list of contacts. Often a feeble attempt to appear more popular when you have no one to talk to in a given social setting. Also a mindless activity to pass dead time, such as when on the toilet.
John felt awkward because none of his friends were at the party, so he sat in the corner and started to cell out.
by thejollygreengiant November 4, 2009
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Cell Respiration

A biological process in which your body makes a shitload of ATP in the Mitochondria.
(In Bio Class)

Kid 1: OMG! I got a 103 on my Cell Respiration test! :D

Kid 2: I got a 44. Oh well, it could've been worse...
by chilicheese01 March 10, 2011
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