Canoe Comradery

The feeling of companionship that is felt between those riding in canoe together. High fives are commonly attributed to this condition.

I think that there would have been been more canoe comradery between us if we'd had some beer...

by Hoonier June 26, 2010

Creamy Canoe Cavity

Another word for an a person who is being an Asshole. Someone who thinks very highly of their self and talks down to others.

This word can be used in many different contexts.

That Creamy Canoe Cavity is at it again. Don't bother arguing that person they think they are always right.

by Bulllips May 15, 2025

concrete canoe

When using talcum powder and it drys like cement in your ass crack.

Man I had some bad swamp ass. throw powder back there and now I've got a concrete canoe.

by Hay there, that guy December 16, 2022

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 31, 2019

Deuce Canoe

A play on words of "Douche Canoe," which Oxford dictionary states is: an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man). "Deuce" doubles down on the douchey-ness by multiplying the abhorrent behaviour by the factor of 2.

"This deuce canoe from Facebook Marketplace tried to use children's items to prop up his scammy ad."
"Tucker Carlson could float on any liquid surface because he's such a massive deuce canoe."

by Rebdiculous June 11, 2023

Good canoe

When the group in a particular situation slaps

Counselor: And in Group 1 we're gonna have Sasha, Adam, and Nick.

Sasha: Yoo!! Good canoe!

by SwagginWagon August 25, 2023

douche canoe

someone who is the worst person, so much that they're as bad as several douches combined

"Ugh, I really hate him."
"I know right? He's such a douche canoe."

by Bitch Canoe December 12, 2023