border

the entrance to the country that is COMPLETELY FUCKING WORTHLESS because stupid ass ilegal imigrants move across it every day...

worthless piece of shit line

by mr. johnny January 17, 2005

Bowser

Synonyms: Goodbye, later, peace.

Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.

Friend: "See you later, man."

You: "Bowser."

by Ling Blinger July 22, 2013

Bowser

Bowser is a turtle, dragon, ox mix. he breaths fire, has 10 spiked on his green shell thats lined in white, he has red-orange hair, a spiked collar with 9 spikes on it, and spiked metal cuffs on his biceps, and wrists with 6 spikes each, he has two fangs hanging down snaggletoothed, he has 6 on the top and 6 on the bottom totaling 12 teeth, he has a tan puffy snout with a cleft chin (verry sexy) his skin is yellow but oddly his head is not leaving people to wonder how that happened, his skin is rough kinda like a dinosaurs skin, he can go inside his sheel although it may not seem like it and he CAN take his shell off. he had red-orange eyebrows and red eyes. he can breath fire and is quite in shape but slow at running and gets around by flying in his koopa clown car. Bowser species is called koopa, he has 8 children, from oldest to youngest (this is a guess) Ludwig, Morton jr., Roy, Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, Wendy, and Bowser jr., theyre have been rumors that his wifes name is Clawdia. he is obviously in love with peach, but ahe isn't the mother of any of the children. he is king of the Dark Lands right there on the same little continent as the Mushroom Kingdom. he has many minions thatwould take to long to name them all off. but there you go, thats bowser in a nutshell hope i didn't forget anything beside the face that hes the main boss in most of the mario games.

Bowser is the bees knees! lol

by Clawdia (thats really my name) October 2, 2011

King Bowser

a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.

So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!

by Anonymous January 30, 2005

Borderline racist.

When you make a racist joke, improve or stereotype. In a silly voice or close to the original.

British accent hellooo governor. Assuming all the bristish people sound the same. Borderline Racist.

by The RealTruth. November 29, 2018

border

A person who is staying at your house, jackin your food and taking up space

Ya man, I got this new border at my house, hes an idiot.

by Craig Houston January 6, 2004

Bowler

A game in which a person who has weed yells the word "Bowler"

The first person to then yell "Bowl" receives a free bowl from the person who shouted "Bowler"

I just won "Bowler" and am getting packed my free bowl!

by Ben.jammin July 12, 2009