Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Butter Boots

when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)

AWWWW thats my batman!!!

.............butter boots

by Niggabob Funpants February 7, 2012

Boot-Nailing

The Simple Act of Filling a Large Long Leather Boot with Nails, Placing it in a Busy Street, and then Waiting for a Car to Run it Over.

"Wanna go boot-nailing after school, Paul?"
"Sure Carl! I love boot-nailing!"

"Oh man, some one boot-nailed my car again, Jane."
"Again Jon, that's the third time this week."

"Let's Boot-nail, Mr.Ferguson."
"Boot-nail? What's that?"

by LexustheLeaf March 26, 2023

boot shaft

A white male's penis that his extremely darker than his skin complexion

Dude did you notice that Grec's got a damn boot shaft

by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018

Wobbly Boot

To be drunk.

Having the "wobbly boot" on means to be drunk. It is an Australian slang term.

By the time I got back to the pub, John already had his wobbly boot on.

by Captain1243567 February 28, 2011

Boot Fuck

1. A Derogatory term used to instill fear in the said future boot-fuck recipient. 2. To kick somone rediculasly hard with a foot or boot in the rectum, so as to penetrate it.

Kirby, If you don't shut up i will boot fuck you from over here. I mean it.

by Youcrazyshit October 19, 2005

bang and boot

Fuck her and then never talk to that bitch again

jimmy: how did you do with the broad
chris:fuck dude i gave her the bang and boot
jimmy:sweet did she have big tits?

by Mestrocker January 5, 2009