The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)
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Visually it is a black goopy tar like substance. Some Boon strains secrete liquid.
It is ingested via the method "slicking" to get high.
Visually it is a black goopy tar like substance. Some Boon strains secrete liquid.
It is ingested via the method "slicking" to get high.
"Hey let's go slick some boon"
"I'm booned out of my mind right now"
"I'm jonesin' for the boon"
"I love slicking boon"
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"I'm jonesin' for the boon"
"I love slicking boon"
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