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The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible
Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard
by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022
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Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.
"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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Texan blizzard

Where you cum into a fan and your partner sits on the other side trying to avoid the cum
I caught that guy trying to give my wife a Texan blizzard
by A random shithead May 23, 2023
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Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it
I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list
by Putitincider October 12, 2023
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Butt Blizzard

When you spank a girl's ass with a frozen heath bar until it crumbles, then it feed it to her while fucking her from behind. You must remember to take breaks so the girl doesn't choke. Eat, Fuck, Eat, Fuck...repeat until done.
My girl was hungry, so I gave her a butt blizzard.
by JS123678123 February 19, 2024
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oreo blizzard

the oreo blizzard consists of putting oreos up your asshole so far that you vomit them out so they come out the other hole (your mouth).
bro me and this chick just had the best oreo blizzard last night
by damo dazza February 28, 2024
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Bloody Blizzard

A buddy of ours' foreskin ripped open while dawging a bad bitch and began to bleed. He continued to fuck and when he pulled out to cum he covered said bad bitch in blood and semen. This my friends is the Bloody Blizzard.
I gotta go to the hospital after giving my girl a Bloody Blizzard.

Do NOT go in that room. I just let out a Bloody Blizzard all over the bed and curtains.
by noirfra September 3, 2024
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