Bloo

When your poo is blue from consuming too much blue dye from something like a slushie.

"All those blueberry slushies made me take a Bloo."

by nocturnalcrepe September 5, 2015

Blooming Onion

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.

Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!

by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010

bloomington

A city in Minnesota. More significant than the Indiana city of the same name, because it has the Mall of America.

Larry: Hey, Greg. Where you going man?
Greg: Bloomington.
Larry: Not the one in Indiana I hope!
Greg: Nope, Minnesota. They have the Mall of America!

by Suta September 7, 2007

bloomers

any type of mushroom that induces trippin

Lets take some bloomers and appreciate nature.

by Dry Bones April 17, 2006

Bloob

1.A device, normally a water balloon, that is filled and placed in a bra or a similar carrying device. Then worn in drag to resemble large breasts. Normally resulting in them popping sometime during the wearing period causing more laughter directed at the now deflated and wet wearer.

2.A badly done breast augmentation surgery which made the breasts unnaturally massive, stiff, gave an unnatural iridescent like sheen, and/or a tendency to deflate or burst if not protected.

Dude, my bloob popped when I tried to put them on!

Baloon boobs? No there BLOOBS!

Female pro-wrestlers normally have bloobs.

by aDrunkDriver209th May 7, 2009

bloomer

A man's penis that is small when flaccid but increases greatly in size when he gets an erection. This is usually large increase in relation to the flaccid size. A man with a flaccid penis of 3 inches may easily end up with an erect size of 6-8 inches.

I may seem small now, but I'm a bloomer. Watch my flower grow.

by Orgy doctor August 31, 2007

Bloo

A word that expresses disinterest in the current conversation topic.

Person One: And I really do think that my shoes smell good....I mean, they're lavender flavored....and I've only worn them three times....and there isn't anything growing on them....what do you think?
Person Two: ....Bloo.

by LBC November 21, 2004