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Bipolar Bear

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.
Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
by archyis November 12, 2009
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Bear Grylls

An adjective, referring to Bear Grylls, the British man who is a former member of SAS, the world record holder for being the youngest British person ever to climb Mount Everest and survive. Bear Grylls is also the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild." On this program, Grylls constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations. The term "Bear Grylls" is used to describe something incredibly daring, brave, manly, or just rediculously awesome.
Johnny shaves with a knife. Johnny is bear grylls.

Steve is bear grylls because he fought a lion with his bare hands.
by Wenzel March 18, 2007
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hobo beard

A style-less style of beard. Comes as the result of not shaving, but is worn as a style after admired by the person. Most likely found on hobos also.
Yo man, did you see Mr. Czekaj's hobo beard? That guy needs a shave or two!
by The Buhjohnston February 20, 2005
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bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair
her pussy looked like a bearded clam
by j r lang January 13, 2008
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Kodiac Bear Trap

While copping dome, the male squeezes his thighs together to trap the female between the legs in a bear-trap like fashion. Then, he spreads jam and honey in her face and/or hair. It is customary to then yell "Gotcha, bitch" and pour nuts or berries on the honey to further demonstrate male dominance.

Note* Putting fingers in her ass can be used to assure the "bear" doesn't escape. This is called adding the Iron Claw.
Big Mike got head the other night, but before he finished he was able to pull off the Kodiac Bear Trap. She tried to escape, but he stuck his fingers in her ass so she couldn't move.
by The Taxi September 19, 2010
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claire bear

a type of bear found only in ireland,
some say it is the soundest,best looking, nicest bear ever to exist
i want to catch the claire bear because i really like it.
by jethro john jameson December 31, 2007
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thizzly bear

1. A large wild bear who hath consumed ecstasy pills.

2. Someone who has consumed ecstasy pills and their effects are similar to that of a wild animal or beast.
1. I was walking through the forest with my homies and out of nowhere a giant thizzly bear popped out and tried to kill us.

2. "Did you see Nathan the other night?". "Yeah he was so twacked out he looked like a thizzly bear!"
by caydeezy October 19, 2007
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