Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

Hoes Before Bros Disorder

When a male prioritizes a hoe before the bros.

The boys: Noah wanna hang out
Noah: Can’t Victoria needs my math homework
The boys: You need to get your Hoes Before Bros Disorder checked out

by XxxFatacionXxx October 4, 2019

cake before you break

to have sex before you break up.

just go cake before you break. man shut the fuck up.

by nahurgood December 27, 2007

Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

by Lololololha April 6, 2019

wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

by Smokey McPot. December 15, 2008

An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

by Alexx93 June 18, 2010

sip before you rip

Take a sip of water (or your designated beverage). Before you rip your bong

cewpins: Take a sip before you rip mate!

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022