Before Picture

This is when somebody's body is misshapen by poor eating habits or drugs, tacky outfit or outdated. It's somebody whose look you would change if you could.

I decided to go on a diet because I was starting to look like a Before Picture naked.
With that Billy Ray Cyrus mullet, he looked like a Before Picture.
Her yellow teeth made her look like a Before Picture.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Think Before You Speak

An organization that is fighting a losing battle and only succeeding at acquiring teens who want to take a stand against something to feel good about themselves and annoying the rest of the people that know that the majority of homosexuals in the USA don't get offended when people say "that's gay" and even say it themselves.

Think Before You Speak is speaking out against another person saying "that's gay." They should realize that it's much easier and less annoying for everyone else to let the meaning of a word change and its stigma go away than it is to try to get the enormous number of people who speak English to stop saying it by trying to create stigma.

by Logophilia March 31, 2011

i before e

The common rule in spelling that many, including myself from time to time, have forgotten.

I before E, except after C.

by LarstaiT November 12, 2003

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

bros before hoes

The preferential allegiance some men show to their male friends over their female companions, and partial reason some children grow up not knowing who their father is. But that's the "ho's" fault, too, for having relations with a man with said value system. Rinse and repeat.

Ron: Hey, going to Vegas this weekend with the crew, u coming?
Eldrige: Naw, gotta see my girl and the baby.
Ron: Come on, bros before hoes.
Eldrige: Yeah, you're right. Keep the code!

Later that night:
Ron's Baby Mamma: Hey, Charles, it's Bonita. That punk Eldridge ditched me for Vegas, hasn't bought diapers for the baby this week like he'd said, broke our third date this month. He don't love me like you did. I miss you baby, come over.

9 Months Later:
Eldrige: This baby don't look like me.
Eldrige's Ho: Bros before hoes.

by kalima9 July 27, 2010

i before e

....except for words that have the pronouncation "ay" in them.

weigh, neighbor etc.

by James November 18, 2003

Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011