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Beaded Curtain

First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.
it was some crazy beaded curtain last night
by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011
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beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.
I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!
by Arcxjo July 2, 2011
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Beaded Curtain

When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.
Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!
by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011
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BeardedCharmer

A BeardedCharmer is a man with substantial facial hair that can magically make the panties drop.
Hey look at Jenkins what a BeardedCharmer.
by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019
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BeardedToaster

Some fucking Tigger Nigger that molests 9 year olds for a hobby
call the cops I see beardedtoaster
by bigtrittianimations February 20, 2019
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pink-beardedness

the act of becoming so incredibly badass that you grow a pink tipped beard. Pink-beardedness attracts all types of attention especially sexual attention from females, mostly jailbait.
Dimebag Darrell was always flaunting his pink-beardedness.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.
by UnicornClown August 1, 2012
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Berarded

check out the goatee on that retard... berarded
by agentORage December 5, 2013
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