brain worms

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"

by _Jez_ October 3, 2009

brain(s)

Head, oral, blowjob

Yo, that bee-atch gives some wicked brains!

by crazy February 19, 2004

brain bleach

What one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image.

Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!

by Steve F July 20, 2008

brain stamp

When something traumatic happens and it is permanently engraved into your brain.

Elly: "I walked in on your parents doing it in the Jacuzzi!"
Devon: " Oh thats a nasty brain stamp!"

by Melissa Watkins January 6, 2008

braincation

A vacation for your brain to escape stress.

Man, the boss is really riding me, sure could use a braincation.

by robo523 January 12, 2009

Turkish Brainfreeze

When a girl is giving you a blow job, after you jizz in her mouth you throw some pepper under her nose. The pepper will make her sneeze and semen will enter her nasal cavity, thus giving her a Turkish Brainfreeze.

Dude 1: Hey man do you have any pepper? Sharon wants to try the Turkish Brainfreeze tonight!
Dude 2: What? Damn Stacy won't even consider the Turkish Brainfreeze! You're so lucky!

by Fleetafoot October 21, 2012

Edward Cullen Brain

-Noun

1.) An exaggeration of how the brain looks like the skin of Twilight characterEdward Cullen after doing lines of Adderall; pale white and sparkly.

1.) I've got Edward Cullen Brain.

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010