cock bagel

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

by Vineet December 1, 2003

french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

Babel

An awful film that tries too hard to be something it's not. An inert piece of cinematic crap that rips off other ideas and uses them as its own. Bringing in the themes of multiculturalism and Islam in order to win favor with pseudointellectual twentysomethings attending schools such as UCSD and Stanford. Film school crap that is gobbled up by west coast liberal elites for its supposedly edgy material.

Also see: The Kingdom, Rendition, Lions for Lambs, Redacted, Crash (2005), and others.

Person A: I just spent $9.75 to watch Babel? Yikes!
Person B: Yuck. But look on the bright side, you can now be a university professor.
Person A: Right, I'm so brilliant.

by Dunt Beawanka December 6, 2007

Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

by paul baloff October 18, 2017

buttering your bagel

yet another euphemism for female masturbation

you need an example? well, good luck then with buttering your bagel. you're gonna need it.

by Theyalready Knowmyname August 4, 2005

Boca Bagel

The art of putting Philadelphia cream cheese around the lips of a woman's vagina and adding lox to the pelvic region.

Steven could not wait to get home to have a boca bagel.

by Billy Bob Johnson Jay January 10, 2008