Jonas Brothers

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Did you mean "Gay"? Jonas Brothers

by jonasbrothersaregay July 14, 2010

Jonas Brothers

A gayband that recently gained fame, mostly through Disney; especially popular with preteen-young adult females(surprisingly). Most girls that are self-proclaimed fans are usually legally insane, mentally retarded, or just a plain Cockhead.
Many disagree that all three are gay, but it's been recently proven that they are. The proof- Joe Jonas broke up with Miley Cyrus after finding out she is a female(legally anyway) and realizing that since Miley is a he, he couldn't have a gay foursome with her and his brothers.

Preteen Girl: Oh my goood! Did you see the Jonas Brothers on Hannah Montana?
Random Male: Hell no, the Gayass brothers suck. So does Ciley Myrus.
Preteen Girl: It's Miley Cyrus.
Random Male: Who gives a damn, they're all gay fucks that Disney dished out for the retards.
Preteen Girl: Whatever. I'm going.
Random Male: Yeah you better go back to the insane asylum or something cause you actually enjoy those Gayass Brothers and that Dingy Wig girl.

by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Cornball Brother

A black person who acts white, is possibly Republican, marries white women, and graduates from college with Honors. This person is not down with the black cause of ebonics and the hatred that Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson often spew.

Robert Griffin III is a smart, educated man, and he likes white chicks, what an a$$hole cornball brother! "He's not one of us", says the moronic sports anaylist Rob Parker from ESPN(a Disney Network).

by worldkingproductions December 14, 2012

brown brothers

Three friends. At least one must be Indian.

Bill: "Those two white boys aren't brown brothers!"
John: "Hell yes they are! Don't you see that Indian boy with them?"

by Viggie Smalls April 22, 2007

jonas brothers

a fuck-tarded pop band that think their so cool and awwwwsome and claims "their" "music" is "rock" and dont forget they share their fans with justin beiber ! the "band" and and their fans (10-year-old whores) cant even imagine a time where you actually had to sing GOOD to be a singer . dont be fooled by the "purity rings " kids they gang bang eachother when there not on set because they love being incest !

1. jonas brothers: "awww yeah we are so cool with our afro haircuts and our rock music !!!!!!!111!!!!!ONE!!!!1"

2.jonas brothers : "hey justin bebier your so cool and gangsta just like us so we will give you some of our 10-year-old whor....uh i mean fans

3. jonas brothers fan: "whuuuuut that cant be there wasn't auto-tune when music was actually good their had to be RIGHT!!?!?!?!?!?!!111???!!?!?!ONE?!?!?!?"

4.jonas bitch #1 : "oh yah jo bro bitch #2 and #3 mom and uncle was right being incest really does feel good "

by ihavedescenttasteinmusic July 27, 2010

hawaiian brothers

Also known as the Koury-Nori connection, it is a bond forged when one man is getting a blowjob from a female and makes eye-contact with another man.

I was having a nice time with Susan, when Tom walked in and we became Hawaiian brothers.

by Neff Jewman March 29, 2017

The Paul Brothers

(Jake and Logan). Literally the definition of a condom fail.

Person 1: Dude, The Paul Brothers are whack.
Person 2: yee.

by RealityUnfold April 1, 2019