An After Thanksgiving is when you have Thanksgiving meals repeatedly after Thanksgiving until all the left over are gone. This is due to the fact that most parents are lazy and don’t want to cook when there are perfectly edible leftovers in the fridge. This is also the reason why Thanksgiving comes once every year, unless, of course if you’re homeless.
This is a common scenario of an After Thanksgiving
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
Eli “Mom, what’s for breakfast?”
Mom “Eggs, sausage, biscuits and cranberry sauce!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “I made turkey sandwiches!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for lunch?”
Mom “ Mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing and some turkey strips!”
Eli “Mom, what’s for desert?”
Mom “Pumpkin pie smothered in - ELI! GET THAT GUN OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!!
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term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.
the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
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the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior
what your uncle did to your cousin
Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.
Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?
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