Gentleman Alcoholic 

A man who enjoys a good drink, without the intention of getting drunk. He's the type to drink dark liquors and a good mixed drinks. He doesn't go to parties to get drunk and is generally turned off by it. He respects himself and the drink.

Ron is such a gentleman alcoholic, he's only had one glass of brandy all night.

Gentleman Alcoholic by Stantislav Zhuravlev March 18, 2017

Classy Alcoholic 

A person who enjoys dressing for the occasion, but also loves to drink- maybe a bit too much. You'll find them at fancy parties with a glass of something constantly in their hand.
They drink daily or frequently. If you manage to spot one in the wild, you might wonder if their life is great, or absolute trash.

"Man, that Joseph is one classy alcoholic...", Derek observed the man with a mix of jealousy and disgust.

Classy Alcoholic by InsaneWildAnimal July 14, 2018

Milkman Alcoholic 

Noun: A person who is the only one in their immediate family who suffers from alcoholism or addiction.

Nobody in my family besides me is abuses drugs or alcohol, I must be a Milkman Alcoholic

Milkman Alcoholic by Gordy W. June 10, 2023

Alcotholism 

Religious Organization, whole body of Alcotholics; ~, Leaving aside the historical meanings indicated under the Oxford English Dictionary thus associates present-day Alcotholism with:

"The whole body of Alcotholics". The actual extension of Alcotholism in this sense varies with the different understandings of what it means to be an Alcotholic.

This particular sect is defined by is mass being on friday or saturday night and haveing weekly "Prayer" hours every day of the week typically in bars following work hours. Patron saints include Samuel Adams, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.

I am a devout follower of alcotholism and I pray every friday and saturday night.

Alcotholism by J. Randall June 25, 2008

Alcohalt 

When someone passes up a drink in order to appease a relationship partner

I don’t care if Brian thinks that drinking before noon on a Sunday is sacrilegious. The Sauvignon Blanc sounds good to me and I’m not going to alcohalt just to impress him.

Remember how much Debbie loved vodka and could drink us all under the table? Well, since she married that stuffy teetotaler, she had to alcohalt.

Alcohalt by Ivana Margarita January 22, 2010

Alcohalas

The highest form of alcoholism .

“My good buddy Dylan is a recovering Alcohalas, he was once the king of the alcoholics”

Alcohalas by The wrestler Steen March 2, 2020

Alchoholic fountain 

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

Alchoholic fountain by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021