Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.
"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"
by Manx bloke November 06, 2006
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Fucking mint

by Alex+Jaz October 07, 2019
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Mint Cunt

The tuna smeared face of a man who cant get a real job or a womenly girlfriend.
Mint Cunt Works in the kitchen of Dilworth School, his girlfriend is a 500 pound Maori bitch who finger fucks the chicken before serving it. This due has no life.
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breast mints

Slang for spironolactone, a medicine given to trans women to decrease testosterone and usually coated with a minty flavor to mask its taste. Parallel to titty skittles, slang for estradiol.
Titty skittles and breast mints are what all trans girls are made of.
by Catty McGee May 21, 2017
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Mint Goatee

A small goatee which forms itself around ones chin whist brushing the teeth.
The floride and mint extract in the toothpaste results in the goatee being minty.
"I has a mint goatee"

"Mike, you've still got a bit of mint goatee on your face"

"Your Mint goatee turns me on...you want to know why? Coz it reminds me of cum. My cum... all over your chin. Have a nice day :)"
by deadbreast April 25, 2009
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Junior Mint

A failed attempt by Tootsie Roll to crossbreed the lowest quality of chocolate combined with the worst type of mint, that is now used as a medical grade diuretic used to induce vomiting and to repel people with real taste buds.
Daniel: "Aw man, I think someone slipped something in my drink! Cody: "Don't you worry, I have a 'Junior Mint.' It should help you throw it up and completely drain your body of all liquids and blood alike."
by Quiterighticus July 26, 2019
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Midtown Near Mint

This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.
Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.
by T La Ross May 25, 2019
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