stay woke

Wake up from the bullshit you're speaking. Say this when someone is obviously talking out of their ass.

5'2" white guy: I swear I've been in the gym getting ready for the NBA Draft!
Person in touch with reality: Stay woke lil nigga. You ain't shit

by Trizzy @Tre February 17, 2015

Woke milk

Woke milk is a term that defines any alternative or fake milk product made that is not made by the mammary glands of mature female animals. Examples of woke milk are Soy, Almond, Oat and Coconut type liquids. Woke milks are a recent addition to the human dietary profile against animal milks which have been consumed by humans for over two thousand years.

Barista: Morning sir, would you like full fat milk, or one of our woke milk alternatives in your low-fat, fair trade, dry, caramel cappuccino today?

by Dante Caine March 15, 2022

woke posturing

sharing information about racism and injustice with the unconscious intent to impress and share virtues, rather than engage in justice work, introspection, and humility

Karen was woke posturing yesterday sharing all those random facts about racism

by Faedriel September 22, 2022

Woke smurf

Angry person with blue hair. Typically morbidly obese and militant about fat acceptance, claims to be trans, often to be found in white knee socks and hotpants.

For some reason I can't quite put my finger on, there are very few Harry Potter fans in the woke smurf community.

by Old Phardt December 30, 2021

crypto woke

Woke with an outer veneer of credible rationality. This veneer is in effect a form of cryptography that obfuscates underlying beliefs consistent w/Wokeness.

Cathy Young had me fooled, turns out she is crypto woke af

by UseYourBrain18 December 3, 2021

Weaponised Wokeness

1. When someone uses baseless attacks in order improve their argument at the expense of another person.

2. An antonym of virtue signalling. The user wants to gain legitimacy by calling out another persons wrong actions.

3. The user of this style of argument will use terms which have a subtext of “guilty until proven innocent”.

Dude are they really a racist and a sexist? That just sounds like weaponised wokeness to me...

by 4.I.S. November 20, 2020

finna woke

1. a higher state of being over normies

"I'm pregnant!"
"Okay, but are you finna woke?"

by WokestFinna May 7, 2018