It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.
Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.
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"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
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A code term for having to take a shit. Can be used in public because people that overhear will think your are a sophisticated businessperson that has a lot of money, but in reality you just need to take a shit.
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Guy 2: Gimme a minute, I gotta have a meeting with the investors, and as we all know, they are not known for their patience.
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Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.
Feed your wild side.
Heeeey wanna ride? It's ok. ..Sasquatch approaches car and driver subsequently drives off.. Sorrrrry. We're sorry. ..Repeats.. Sasquatch busts window and throws passenger.
Feed your wild side.
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Guy 1: "The police lights played through her mohawk like the sun setting through pine trees."
Guy 2: "...Metaphors be with you."
Guy 2: "...Metaphors be with you."
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