Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

winkle

Winkles were a medieval fashion and men used devices to shrink their nobs so they were fatter than they were long.

The term used when you men toss off men: "your winkles ans big as a coin"

A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"

by noob bomb May 13, 2005

penis wrinkle

A complete idiot or bafoon

You're suck a penis wrinkle

by Anonymous December 7, 2002

wrinkled penny

Someone from the town of Hollis, New Hampshire.

Did you see that wrinkled penny, he lives on Powers..... his wife is such a tonkle

by NH balls October 6, 2012

winkle picker

on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.

after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

pink wrinkle

Pussy, Vagina, etc

by BR October 30, 2003

Winkle

A visible side effect of an overzealous shake of the male genitalia following urination. Most often experienced when in a rush, while inebriated, or while wearing light colored dress pants.

"Damn! I winkled on myself again!"

"Goodness kid, you winkle on yourself?"

"No matter how long I shake, I always wind up winkling on myself"

by 3FR February 4, 2009