Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

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Wawa Wasted

An extremely drunk girl from Philly who is so intoxicated all she craves is late night food from Wawa.

This drunk chick I work with was Wawa wasted double fisting hoagies with hot honey sauce in the hotel lobby.

by Daddy Rex December 11, 2024

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Lukas Wasted

Instead of saying to "slime someone out" you say you will "Lukas Waste him" or "Leave him Lukas Wasted"

"Let's go Lukas Waste the opps", "We left the opps Lukas Wasted"

by Real Esa February 28, 2025

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Williams wasted

The highest level of being drunk.

I went out drinking last night. I punched a cop, had a three way with a big girl and a goat and I shit myself, inside a McDonald’s. I was Williams wasted.

by Ezedoll October 5, 2025

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Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

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