whiffer

When a guy has ejaculated so often, that all the comes out when he cums is air.

After that Viagra fueled weekend with those two hookers, I ended the weekend by pulling a whiffer

by empty_pants April 12, 2009

Wiff waff

bullshit stories.

Don't be comin up in here with all yo wiff waff.

by martay the partay September 20, 2003

whaffe

N. A tall usually fat, wide or plump girl. Mix of a whale and giraffe

Guy: Have you seen that Laura girl?
Other Guy: Nahh man she's such a whaffe.

by hoesoverbros April 22, 2011

Wiffle

A small measure of alcoholic beverage

Joel: "Do you want a drink?"
Chris: "I'll have a wiffle"

by MrWales2015 August 8, 2015

wiffling

A term commonly used by IT professionals to describe the noises made by a failing server.

"Bob, can you call up Mark over at IBM and let him know that server 3 is wiffling?"

by goodkingnerdnor June 14, 2016

Wiffy Banter

When someone pulls their trousers down

Jack Saunders was caught with his trousers at his ankles. It was proper Wiffy Banter

by Hat Seller May 5, 2018

Fairfax Wiffleball

A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.

Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?

Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!

Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.

by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009