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Chris Wascher

1. A guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.

2. A person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.

3. A perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.

4. Cocky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to piss off. He will fuck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you're a fuck up.

5. A person you can NOT win an argument against. Do not try. You WILL fail.

6. A hot "little package"
1. "I'm so lucky. Chris Wascher always has my back no matter what."

2. Person A: "I wonder how I can turn my bed into a flying saucer?"

Person B: "We should ask Chris Wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!"

3. "If I was an over achiever like Chris Wascher I would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him"

4. "I really shouldn't have crossed Chris Wascher, I feel like a major dumb ass right now."

5. "Chris Wascher is the master devil's advocate, I just can't fucking win."

6. "Chirs Wascher may be a small guy, but god damn he looks good naked!"
by TheyreMagicllyDelicious January 1, 2011
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Someone who wishes to throw you down a well, with the intention of murdering you.
"There are a lot of well-wishers in the room today."
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after you smoke bomb ass bud and ur fuckin washed likre i am right now
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Busted looking person, ugly girl / guy.
Dag that chick look washed up ( when clothes have been washed alot they look ugly and faded)
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When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness
My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".
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Wass-Gang
A gang run by Kwasi-scene peters he died from a shoot out with the cops #LLW
when he was running he was also the most savage gang leader he would kidnap opps and make them suck each other
He chills with whyg and houdini whys talluptwinz and burna and jneat he is clearly a wasser
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Fisher Wisher

Shoving a fish in your partners mouth then slamming your erect penis into their earlobes
I gave my girl the ol fisher wisher yesterday. She was so pissed
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