valvifera

The absolute fattest woman alive

This guys definitely a valvifera bro

by I like you bro... I like you a February 4, 2025

Variant

(Noun) An alternate version of an individual from another universe, timeline, or reality. The term was popularized by the Marvel series 'Loki'.

Person A: That guy looks exactly like me, but from the 1600s.
Person B: That’s your variant from Earth-311.

by BUrdIsThEwUrd March 14, 2025

Variational Systems

Systems described by variational principles—where behavior optimizes some quantity (minimizes energy, maximizes efficiency). Variational Systems are the mathematics of optimization, of finding the best path, the optimal configuration. They're used in physics (least action), engineering (optimal design), economics (utility maximization). Variational Systems assume that systems "choose" optimal paths, that nature is efficient, that optimization is fundamental. Understanding Variational Systems is understanding a world where things tend toward extremes—not random, not deterministic, but optimal.

Example: "Light takes the path of least time—a variational principle. His route-planning algorithm used the same idea: find the optimal path, minimize cost. Variational Systems worked beautifully when optimization was the goal. But human behavior wasn't always optimal; sometimes people chose worse paths for reasons the model couldn't capture. The model worked; reality didn't always cooperate."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

Variations on a cloud

One of the best songs made by miracle musical, which is a side project of tally hall.

It sounds like a mashup of “isle unto thyself” another song in Hawaii part 2, “murders” in the same album. With a part that is also literally just ruler of everything by tally hall.

Guy 1: hey dude look at that cloud with variations on it
miracle musical fan: VARIATIONS ON A CLOUD REFERENCE???

by Mintymondos June 21, 2025

Vargimenz

Vargimenz means “wolf-strength.” It combines the Old Norse word varg (wolf) with the root -menz (strength or lineage). The name carries a sense of power, resilience, and ancestral pride.

“He stood with the spirit of Vargimenz — unshaken, strong as a wolf.”

by the finder of new words September 6, 2025

varixtenyasitratic

Pronounced \var-iks-teh-nie-az-e-trah-tik\

Something that is varixtenyasitratic is an object that feels soft fluffy liquidy solid and slimy all at once.

This brick is varixtenyasitratic.

by sebus January 12, 2026

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013