(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”
“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025
Get the Theo Vonmug. He is a very cute boy who will give you everything he has if you give it to him, he’s loving , caring , and will show the most love possible on this earth, if you lose him you stupid asf
by adore.tiff July 8, 2019
Get the Vonmug. by Callivus February 22, 2022
Get the Callivus Von Shapiromug. When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and places it upon your upper lip attaching with a small amount of pussy juice and horse semen. Because Von Rausing had a thin moustache and survived horse rape when he was 5 years old.
by Nickplo April 28, 2009
Get the Von Rausingmug. A universal name for crazed person whos views, attitudes or beliefs are outlandish, bizarre and not based in reality.
by Emogenome February 15, 2019
Get the Crackey Von Batshitmug. To crash your body into someone else's body due to a rush of excitement, which may or may not result in knocking the other person to the ground. This term was created in honor of a contestant who almost knocked Ryan Seacrest down on the talent show American Idol. The term began receiving prominence after the video went viral on the web.
"When I found out I won, I was so excited that I Von Hugel'ed the guy giving me the trophy."
"Sorry man, can't believe I Von Hugel'ed you in my fit of excitement. Let me help you off the floor."
"Sorry man, can't believe I Von Hugel'ed you in my fit of excitement. Let me help you off the floor."
by dplevrites August 30, 2012
Get the Von Hugel'edmug. by GavinPalmer December 3, 2024
Get the King Vonningmug.