United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.

I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!

by Frannknbeans April 20, 2017

dude unit

another name for a guy's schlong

That chick was totally checking out my dude unit.

by 80sailor July 29, 2005

Leeds United

Leeds United is something that will set you up in life so that nothing can disappoint you anymore cause it’s been doing that for all your life. It has its highs but mainly lows. Though it disappoints you, you still support it no matter what though you wish you didn’t half the time.

Wow they’re always letting me down! They’re like Leeds United

by Sksksksk Oof July 05, 2019

Full Unit

A Full Unit is the act of a woman/man giving a blowjob but they take in the shaft and balls at the same time.

My lady gave me a full unit last night

by T-Prime November 23, 2018

Cold Unit

Beer

It's been a long week. I sure could use a cold unit right about now.

by RojoG August 24, 2008

t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

by Jared344035 July 02, 2006

Man United

A team followed mostly people out side of England who know nothing about soccer and cannot name any other soccer team.
Manchester is a brand not a team, Owned by an American, AITE!!!!

Manchester United supporter; Man United 4 live.
Arsenal Supporter; Dude, Man United kinda sounds like a gay night club.

Manchester United supporter, go's home, not knowing what to think.

by Hrvati Vojnik March 07, 2007