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Tumblr Terminology 

Used to describe words created or re-defined by social justice warriors for their various concepts. Mainly coined on Tumblr for use by their userbase, whether online or in real life.
Person 1: Wow, that was retarded.

Person 2: You ableist piece of shit, check your privilege!

Person 1: Would you fuck off with your Tumblr terminology, please?

tumblr relationship 

Two desperate attention seeking 12 year olds who take pictures in obscure places while their mom takes the photo. Afterwards they completely butt fuck the photo with filters and edits.
sex kiss anal assumption tumblr relationship
tumblr relationship by Z123411 October 30, 2013

Tumblr faggit 

Noun; One who wears many beanies and skinny jeans in an attempt to get his v. Doesn't actually have tumblr. Want's to be a scene kid.
Tumblr faggit by HORSE 97 February 13, 2013

Tumblr Bait 

The over-saturation, simplification, or over-portrayalin an often positive light of characters belonging to LGBTQ community within media such as movies or video games, often haphazardly inserted into a plot to pander to users of sites such as Tumblr.
"I really enjoyed Undertale, but the relationship between Alphys and Undyne seemed to be kind of shoehorned in...Do you think it was Tumblr bait?"
Tumblr Bait by Imudz February 21, 2017

Tumblr Famous 

Tumblr Famous is a term used on Tumblr, for people who surpass 1k+ of followers. Quite a few of them are younger than all of tumblr, and or unattractive but will receive notes on their selfies because duh, they have more followers than you.

tumblr famous people use different techniques to gain followers. they tell you how you will gain a large amount of followers, when you only gain 20 or less.
- follow this moron and like/reblog for a shoutout. first to #
- follow this bitch and like/reblog. one lucky winner will be randomly chosen
- follow a shit load of these famous blogs who are in a network, reblog the shit out of this post, likes will not count because were assholes, and YOU WILL ALL GET PROMOTED or # OF YOU WILL BE CHOSEN RANDOMLY.
- *posts picture of tumblr user name on urban dictionary*
"user ____ is an amazing person, has # of followers and blah blah crap blah blah"
other users will comment saying more shit or agreeing, while the tumblr user mentioned will comment saying "omg my followers are so nice!" "IM CRYING" "YOURE ALL SO SWEET" etc
Tumblr was a blog site for people to be able to post whatever the fuck they wanted and not be criticized or sent hate. But now, its become some piece of shit site like twitter, where people ONLY CARE ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKING FOLLOWERS THEY HAVE.
If you have less than 100 or whatever followers, be happy. Because you fucking earned them all by having an awesome blog. You are a true blogger. Four for you tumblr user, you go.
Tumblr Famous user: hey you know that chick just posted on tumblr the truth about how we gain more followers than the ones who reblogged that post?
other ft: oh man shes letting everyone know the truth! we need to stop her!
*networks/famous tumblrs work together to report and somehow manage to get this blog/account terminated.
Tumblr Famous by idgafsrry August 1, 2014

tumblr vision 

Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.

2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.
tumblr vision by Johnny Fabrizio November 1, 2013