Tumblr GF

A Tumblr GF is a girlfriend that you have relations with on the popular blogging website tumblr.com . They are generally very needy and need you to be on 24/7 because they have no life and only care about you. When you get a Tumblr GF, you know you're going to die alone. If you have had a Tumblr GF, please refrain from telling anyone about this horrible part of your past.

Person A: Do you have a Tumblr GF?
Person B: Yes, I do.
Person A: ..yeah, I'm gunna have to go... see you never.

by dragonsareganstaaf June 15, 2014

tumblr emo

Emos that are on Tumblr as if it is their religion. They probably like Twenty One Pilots, Dan And Phil, Halsey, Panic! At The Disco, and Melanie Martinez. Or maybe they like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and CrankThatFrank. Or, like me, all of that. Probably in the LGBTQ+ community, although some are straight. Some of them identify as emo, and others they don't but we all know they're emo fucks.

John: Oh, you see that girl with the blue hair and Panic! At The Disco shirt?
Molly: That's my best friend Jamie. God, she's such a tumblr emo.
John: She's cute, ngl.
Molly: Nice try with her. She's gay.

(i'm not good at coming up with names)

by TheInterwebIsHere June 22, 2018

tumblr-like

When you're on Facebook and a friend posts something you like a lot and you want to like it multiple times to give them multiple notifications but Facebook is stupid and isn't like Tumblr.

Taylor: Shit I just tried to tumblr-like your picture...
Kristen: lol loser Facebook isn't Tumblr.

by oppaaa April 29, 2011

tumblr prom

An event on tumblr where nerds pretend to have lives. And love it.

Other people: Oh, are you going to prom?
Me: I'm going to tumblr prom
Other people: *uproarious laughter*
Me: *thinks* I'm so awesome XD

by 15Acesplz April 13, 2014

tumblr logic

The predominate mindset among more vocal Tumblr users, where whoever have the most incensed emotions, or whoever has the most “oppressed” attributes (POC, women, etc.) always win every argument, no matter if they are factually right or not. Virtually every Tumblr community engages in some form on this mindset in some way, with Tumblr users especially enjoying to hate on white, cishet, males no matter what their political state is (see: die cis scum, male tears, etc.) Granted, Tumblr logic does not mean Tumblr users are always wrong, this is just a logical fallacy that is often employed by Tumblr users to argue with people who disagree with them, even when said conversation has nothing to do with race, gender, politics, etc. tl;dr: This is an appeal to emotion, appeal to minority, and victim complex that Tumblr engages in at an alarming amount, and due to this repeated fallacious logic, is what gave Tumblr its infamous reputation of “feelings over facts”.

Example of Tumblr logic:

Logical internet user: I dislike your opinion, so I will give out a bunch of (possibly true, this is the internet after all) facts that refute your argument.

Illogical internet user: I dislike your opinion, so here is 13 reasons why you are a sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobic, (insert other Tumblr buzzword insults), bigoted scum who’s argument is now completely invalidated due to their alleged bigotry, even if they made actual points.

*The illogical user then gets upvoted for appealing to various minority groups, whereas the logical user gets thrown into oblivion by the seething lynch mob of incensed internet users who want someone to fight against.

by Analyzing shitposts March 10, 2021

tumblr slut

A Tumblr slut is someone who likes to post their nudes or naked videos of themselves on their tumblr feed.

"She's definitely a tumblr slut you can tell by her feed."

by cymmy February 9, 2017

tumblr done

When you have surpassed all levels of being done. You, my friend, are Tumblr Done.

Stacy: "I can't study any longer. I am tumblr done!"

by W Dog November 23, 2014