Slamming on your brakes for a random fucking merge, and going from 70mph to 0mph in t-minus 5 seconds on a LA freeway.
Person not familiar with merge spots:
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
OMFG stop stop stop its an LA traffic stop. Holy Sh!t, (crash)
LA driver: He didn't factor in the random fucking merge, and in a LA traffic stop, he rear-ended that hybrid.
by MK the Political Scientist April 20, 2010
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Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.
Extreme success can result in winding down windows and chatting/exchanging details.
David: "Hey Skeeve, how was your trip home?"
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."
"Long, but got some serious traffic flirting in with this babe in an Audi."
by Skeeve Stevens April 25, 2006
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Me: yeah , my mans crib in traffic
K-Mart: yo , we all bout to fit in this basement ?
Me: yeah , my mans crib in traffic
by alleghenytrey017 December 30, 2010
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Get the Traffyplop mug.A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.
Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.
by java monster February 24, 2008
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The Maryland House service area parking lot off of Interstate 95 on Friday evening was a busy traffeteria -- with the minivans double parking in the loading zone and the tow truck working on repairing a disabled vehicle it took me a while to park my car and go inside.
by Justin The Brain November 24, 2009
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