Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.

Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!

by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010

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topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.

"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"

by Urjustshy December 9, 2008

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toppy

1. an evil whore... a legend on the internet in chatrooms around the world
2. a womanizing lesbian she-bitch
3. a woman who gets a new girlfriend only on the 19th so she can keep all the anniversaries of her various ho's straight

Girl 1: I fucked Toppy
Girl 2: You did?? So did I!!!
Girl 3: Oh my god I did too!!!
...
Girl 2,435: Are yall talkin about Topgun25us?
Girl 2,436: Holy shit yeah that's her!!

by lesbian wild child April 22, 2004

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Sloppy toppy

A girl giving head anywhere but typically executed within in the school staircase. Sloppy toppy is mostly given by a bronx treesh or Brooklyn boonie that has a drug addiction.

This treesh gave me Sloppy toppy yesterday that shit was wack.

by Gayquil August 11, 2022

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