toishto

Something you can have in the morning, evening, at suppertime, or in the twilight zone.

"Have you had any toishto yet today?"
"No, but it doesn't matter... I have plenty of time!"

by [][][] [][] [] August 6, 2006

Toosunday

The day when procrasinators cram everything in because the Sunday before was a false Sunday

My Toosunday sucked! I had to finish three books on one day because I didn't do it on the crappy Sunday.

by Donnatello September 2, 2007

tooth bouquet

Having (few) teeth sprouting from your mouth like a bouquet of flowers, especially gapped, crooked and decayed.

1) Did you see the tooth bouquet on that derelict?

2) That meth-head sure had a tooth bouquet going, didn't he?

by Left Coast November 27, 2007

Tooth Scoot

When giving a blow job, the female moves her teeth back and forth along the man's shaft, "scooting" them along.

I didn't think I'd enjoy it, but when Tracy gave me the Tooth Scoot, I jizzed right then and there!

by Scooter Pooter! January 12, 2010

toothfairyed

Taking something that belongs to someone else while they are not present and leaving a small amount of money as compensation.

1) Joe wasn't in his room so JP toothfairyed some of Joe's cigarettes, taking three and leaving 54 cents in the pack.

2) JP was drunk (again) and Eric's parents weren't home so he took some of their beers from the fridge, leaving a dollar where they had been toothfairy-style.

by JPanda February 10, 2010

Toothpick flag

A home-made tiny flag constructed with a toothpick and one of those tiny page-marker post-its. Usually used for flag planting. Alternatively, one of the manufactured country flags commonly used in food arrangements can be used if you and your roommates are of distinctly different ethnicities.

Ever since Jim moved in, our room has become completely filled with toothpick flags.

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010

Toothepasting

Toothepasting is when you take toothepaste and apply it to your nipples for the euphoric affects.

Dude me and Sam went toothePasting, shit was so cash

by ffol October 14, 2012