taint thump

Two fingers, two holes and BAM!

David put one in the pink and one in the stink and gave her a taint thump.

by fyrefang December 25, 2008

Taint Scrubber

The little patch of hair on your chin that rubs against the vagina when eating a girl out.

Hey, nice taint scrubber bro.

by That One Guy #2 July 21, 2009

Taintosaurus Rex

Biggest Fag in any Fraternity house. Often the guy who can't hook up with his own right hand. One who often can't even tell when he's firing blanks until he looks down the "barrel" and loads one off into his own face. fucking disgrace. aka "Fuck Noodle"

girl 1 - " did you meet that one guy at the party?"
girl 2 - " the kid called taintosaurus rex?"
girl 1 - " yea thats him! what a tool, he tried to hook up with this girl when he was drunk and ended up jerking himself off thinking he was with the girl."
girl 2 - " a taintosaurus rex would do something like that! what a fuck noodle!!!!!"

by $kunkanC@88@g3 October 11, 2009

Taint Wrangler

(teynt; reyngler) -noun

1. an annoying or idiotic person.
2. A tool or douchebag.

Shut up you taint wrangler!

Dude.... Stop being such a Taint Wrangler.

by Dr. Mjolner February 3, 2010

taintenance

The act of maintaining a healthy taint. This includes, waxing/shaving, moisturizing, and wearing appropriate undergarments.

Grumpy Grundle can be prevented with regular taintenance.

by toad-10 February 28, 2011

Taintus

The smell between a male's penis and asshole.

As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.

by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015

taint butter

that slimy liquid that forms along your gooch, plaguing those around you with the lingering odor of your scrotum

I havent showered in days and now i have mad taint butter

by taaaaaaaaa September 9, 2016