spam toaster

Hawaiian vagina.

"Aloha...that bitch has no tits, she's all spam toaster."

by Moregasm 3 August 9, 2017

stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 4, 2011

the brave little toaster

Most obscure Disney film ever, it's very scary and features a toaster getting massacred

The brave little toaster was a scary movie

by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016

Weaponized Battle Toaster

Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.

P1: "Hey What do you identify as anyway?"
P2: "I Identify As A Weaponized Battle Toaster"

by Arcnetive July 19, 2023

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

cunt toaster

N- a person who burns pussy when eating.

Joey and mike are cunt toasters

by noah metzgar September 27, 2013

Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

alabama hot pocket hot karl

by mochadwarf September 27, 2009