Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 26, 2015

jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Wet Wipe

When Edo won’t go on go-ape

I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.

by Ratatouille7 August 16, 2021

Wet wipe

1. Someone who is dull and stupid

2. Someone who you just hate

3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend

Shut up u wet wipe

by Randomroady July 23, 2019

free-wiping

Using the left hand to clean oneself, also known as "free-wiping," is a traditional practice in some cultures, particularly in regions where water is the primary cleaning method. It is important to wash hands thoroughly with soap and water afterward to maintain hygiene.

There are potential benefits to this practice, such as reducing paper waste and costs and putting less strain on sewage treatment plants.

During the pandemic, my girlfriend and I ran out of toilet paper, so we had to resort to free-wiping. :(

by AkashicRecord April 18, 2023

Wipe Mentality

Referring to video game culture, Wipe Mentality is the state of mind at which a player sees all gear and loot as expendable, due to the fact that all of it will be inevitability lost when the server wipe occurs; reseting and destroying all equipment, weapons, and stats the player has worked so hard for and ultimately putting it to waste.

In this state, the risk of losing items is not of any significance to a player who has a Wipe Mentality.

P00pMan420: "Why are you using all your good gear?"
EpicHero4: "Bro wipe is in 5 hours, keep that Wipe Mentality rn. we gotta use it all before wipe."
P00pMan420: oh damn i thought it was next week!

by pisspoop4930 February 7, 2021

insurance wipe

The action of wiping after a clean poop thus insuring yourself of a clean balloon knot.

Sam: "Man i just wasted four squares of toilet paper!"
Devin: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "There was no poop on the toilet paper after I wiped."
Devin: "Well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!"

by Bill Lowbiter March 2, 2014