hand turkey

when you are fingering a girl with four fingers and you then proceed to use your thumb and rub her clit with it while gobbling like a turkey

"yo billy said you hand turkeyed that girl you met at that party last night!"

by John Diack January 10, 2008

turkey turd

tur·key turd (tûrkee tûrd)

n. vulgar, yet humerous

1. The bowel movement that occurs the Saturday after Thanksgiving that is typically a minimum of twelve inches long, sometimes reaching lengths of over two feet. Typical fecal contents include digested turkey, stuffing, corn (intact), mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, gravy, beer, etc.

"This morning, I took a MONSTER turkey turd...I feel like a million bucks right now!"

by Judge Smails November 29, 2005

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

Dirty Turkey

When you pull down your pants and moon somebody, while you
reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.

Hey man, lets go dirty turkey those people when we drive by.

by street driver April 15, 2006

Turkey Slurpee

When a girl gives head and it makes a vacuum In her throat.
From TicTok where a girl said Turkey Slurpee and then inhaled a turkey slice.

This girl gave me a Turkey Slurpee and my dick got stuck.
Girl passed out while giving me a Turkey Slurpee.

by Wambat1738 December 20, 2019

turkey dumping

When your boyfriend or girlfriend comes home from university for thanksgiving and you dump their ass.

Charla came home this weekend and I turkey dumped her

by Bobby L- Sudbury,ON October 16, 2004

ass turkey

when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot

oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom

by elgostel December 23, 2009