Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 02, 2019

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Poot Sushi

A sushi that you poot (fart) on and then eat

"Mmm, just had some yummy poot sushi"

by Poot Sushi October 12, 2021

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Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.

Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....

by CherryPoots December 05, 2010

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pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude March 05, 2016

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Lo Poot

A slang in use to refer a person,place or thing stronger then "holy crap" and liter then "holy s**t".

For person-That lo poot haven`t send me any coffee!

For place-That lo poot Starbucks have ruin my Mac book pro!

For thing-The KY jelly that you bought is nothing of lo poot, give me my money back!

by john szabo January 29, 2009

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