when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had a hard sack!!
theodore: mmm
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020

by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

by Twilight Die-hard March 23, 2012

The act of petting a friend, loved one or random stranger on the shoulder region repeatedly with an unnecessary amount of force.
Ralph won the tennis tournament so I gave him a super hard pet as a congratulatory measure, promptly causing his fist to make contact with my face.
by Fatty Bunter September 3, 2010

having an intense (often excessive) interest in or enthusiasm for some particular activity, pastime or hobby
by j-roc October 14, 2004

by GeShan June 29, 2006

Those last two definitions of Hard Man are all wrong. The first one is actually referring to a chav, which is quite the opposite, and the other was written by someone who plays too much Mega Man.
A Hard Man is someone who is unafraid of a fight and/or can take loads of physical punishment and drink.
A Hard Man is someone who is unafraid of a fight and/or can take loads of physical punishment and drink.
by Snake March 22, 2006
