Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

testicle bandit

when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game

I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.

by bozooooob April 5, 2009

testicle

A slang word for 'friend', ie. to replace 'homie', 'man', 'dude'.

Hey Andre, my testicle; wussup?

by goo June 14, 2003

turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!

you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??

by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005

vestibule

Also known as Satan Claw, vestibule is a sandal for women. It is not *A* sandal for women, it is what sandals for women really are. Normally carved from the talons of lesser demons, they have become quite fashionable. The more powerful the demon, the more expensive the vestibule. TEH VESTI ROXORZZZ!!1111one11!!!!!1! The only vestibule made truly from Satan's Claw is owned by the most wealthy women in the world, Tom Clancy.

My vestibule is really drying up my sandy cunt.
*OR*
You better vestibule your dresser or you'll lose your gallbladder.

by Ivebeenpermad August 8, 2006

Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.

"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese

by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011

vestibule

1. The bit on a train that leads to another carriage.

2. A cavity leading into another cavity.

3. Another word for arse, rectum etc.

1. Fire extinguishers are located in the vestibule.

2. "OUCH! Don't shove that into my vestibule. You will make me bleed!

3. "I say! I am going to give your vestibule a damn good ragging!"

by disgustingus-oderous March 8, 2005