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techno

A genre of music which is primarily listened to by disgruntled nerds whos' only friends are anime charicters. To the socially competent, 'techno' is a perfectly acceptable term to describe what these nerds call 'electronic music.' Electronic music is a bit of misnomer considering that it's not really music.

However, if you attempt to use the word in that manner you will face the onslaught of a million angry nerds screaming, 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU IGNORAMUS! YOU HAVE MISCATAGORIZED ONE OF THE 92 DIFFERENT SUBGENRES OF ELECTRONIC MUSIC!.'

These nerds, due to their untreated OCD, enjoy spending their time classifying every possible 'song' into one of infinite subgenres. This attempt is futile because all techno sounds the same.

Techno nerds are tremendous elitists and enjoy laughing at what they see as the 'ignorant masses.' However, on the inside they are so, so, lonely and cry themselves to sleep every night after masturbating to sailor moon hentai.

Techno takes absolutely no musical talent to produce and it all sounds pretty much the same. With GarageBand and a keyboard you can make techno that's up to par with virtually all 'electronic music.' If you've heard one 'song' you've pretty much heard it all.

The biggest perceived enemy of techno nerds is rap music. They rant constantly about how 'rap is crap,' and how SEORIUSLY GAIZ RAP IS JUST ELECTRONIC MUSIC BUT WIT BLACK PEOPLEZ TALKIKNG.' What they don't realize, however, is that rap is about the rythmic and lyrical talent of the rapper, not the background music. If rap fans wanted to listen to some shitty 4/4 beat isolated by itself, they would listen to techno.

In conclusion, techno sucks monkey nuts. You would be better off listening to any other genre of music. If a techno nerd either rants to you about how you are an ignorant fool or even tries to get you to listen to techno, punch him in the face.
*techno is playing*

Normal person: Wow, techno is fucking horrible. I'm changing this to something that doesn't completely suck.
Techno nerd: HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS TECHNO YOU FOOL THIS SONG HAPPENS TO BE DARK PROGRESSIVE ELECTRO NU AFRICAN TRIBALISTIC BULGARIAN CRAPCORE!
by sociallyadjusted December 9, 2008
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Eminem is NOT from Detroit. He only said that so he could make more money off his rap CDs, and ironically, today's rap music uses a mutilated version of techno for the background music.
Not many people like techno thanks to the vast majority of songs out there that give the genre a bad name.
by rap hater September 8, 2003
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Techno Germany

Techno Germany, the greatest band to ever come out Techno Europia!

A band with 2 awesome managers e.g. Reece and Dean

The pure definition of Techno
'Wow that band is great'
'Not as awesome as Techno germany though'
'I agree'

'That band has awesome managers'
'Much like Techno Germany'

' I love Techno music'
'You should listen to Techno Germany'
by lars Marfach March 4, 2009
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Techno Bomb

To "Techno Bomb" is to play techno music as loud as possible from a car or any other portable speaker in close proximity of a party or of the residence of a friend or enemy.
"dood im bored"
"yeah, you wanna go Techno Bomb Crit's house
by Two-Thousand and DREW March 22, 2010
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Sexy Techno

A form of techno music that utilises elements of Minimal Techno, Deep Techno, Detriot Techno, Tech-House and other related genres to create a more sophisticated, sleazy and accessible form of the music that is popular in the underground dance scene.
Sven Vath's 'Coocon Recordings' is one of the few labels to recently define what Sexy Techno sounds like.
by Craig Joiner December 5, 2007
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Techno

Music that people who are getting laid way to much and people who never get laid listen to
Kid 1 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 2 - I knew you were a virgin

Kid 3 - Dude I listen to techno
Kid 4 - I knew you had game
by The Reverand Buddha June 10, 2010
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TechTok

TechTok is the part of the popular video content platform TikTok where technical content is uploaded or viewed. As well as tech TikTok content, it can also be used to refer to TikTok's company development department, combining the word 'tech' with the name 'TikTok'.
PERSON 1 : “OMG, you work at TikTok? In the tech department?”
PERSON 2 : “No, FOOL. We call the department TechTok.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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