Proximity Tech Support

When your computer program isn't working right but when a friend or co-worker stands next to you, it starts to work, even though they hadn't done anything to assist you.

-Will you just come and stand next to my computer? I need some proximity tech support.
-Ah, thanks! Now its printing.

by Cherhawkinof October 16, 2009

Trade Tech

Best place to learn a Technical Trade and get a well paying job, especially as an architectural draftsman, A/C repairman, Diesel engine mechanic, electrician, plumber or welder. The low cost of classes is a bargain, one of the best kept secrets in California's Higher Education.

If you need to learn 3D BIM CAD, just take CAD62 at Trade Tech. You will meet people there who will help you find a job. The alumni is great helping you get connected to the industry. You won't be able to find a similar class at USC, UCLA, Sci-Arc or Pomona, where they expect you to learn on your own or already know 3D CAD.

by latradetech January 10, 2010

Ed Tech

Educational Technology is used in pedagogy to engage students interactively. Ed Tech is also considered to be a primary technology to help "Close the Gap" in education. The demand for mobile devices and their applications are lowering the price of access to technology. Cloud applications and the reduction in cost should enable more access to education through technology.

Now that our local school district has embraced ed tech, the elementary schools are receiving WiFi.

She is getting a masters in ed tech so she can facilitate the communities GED program.

Thanks to ed tech, he can take classes online while working full time to help support his mom and younger sisters.

by cdsavant October 7, 2012

high tech dumbass

Unsuccessful pursuit or venture incorporating an over reliance upon state-of-the-market technologies and gadgetry instead of the safer, more reliable, "Keep It Simple, Stupid" (KISS) philosophy. Epic technology fail.

Terry: This Firebird X guitar has so many switches and knobs and settings... I just can't understand how to use all $6,000 of its robotic multiprocessing awesomeness.

Terry's Dad: Son, them boys just got bit by the high tech dumbass. Here, try my '64 Gibson ES-120...

by ET_Bill January 12, 2012

ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.

Bang! -ninja tech

by ework February 21, 2013

Mens-Tech

Mens-Tech™ is anything that requires a disproportionate amount of physical labor and mental complexity to do something that would be easier to buy or to simply pay someone else to do for you.

Building a forge and an anvil just so you can blacksmith your own knife, for a camping trip you haven’t even planned yet. Serious Mens-Tech!

by Yusef Wateef April 22, 2013

sound tech

the most under appreciated and stressful ass fucking job out there in the theatre world

wow i loved the show the actors did their scenes so well!!
hey uh sound tech was up there too
yeah yeah sound tech is eh HOW ABOUT THOSE ACTORS THO

by victuri on ice December 1, 2016