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technan

Someone who isn't up to date on technology. As in a Nanna who doesn't keep up with technology.
I'm such a technan that I can't even figure out how to defrag my hard drive.
by FaithieP September 22, 2005
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techism

1.) Technical elitism, racism, or masochism regarding ones skill or perceived technical abilities.
2.)
a. A technical spasm, caused by technology overloads
b. A technical orgasm, usually caused when first obtaining the latest in high tech gear
3.) A way to refer to the idiotic behavior of technicians of any form.
4.) A form of technical religion
1.) That person has a serious case of techism, who do they think they are?
Techism should be out lawed and banished.

2.)
a. Ew that person with all the gadets drooling, is obviously in the midst of a techism.
b. Dude I just got the new .... T T T T, I think I just had a techism in my pants.

3.) That's just one of the annoying techisms of the IT people.

4.) That's the IT department in there, where they practice techism.
by Dirty Southerner April 28, 2008
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technically i'm a virgin

Female that looks and acts to innocent to have sex. though has had sex in a water bed, in a car, in the shower and on a spill way. But hey "technically I'm a virgin."
The girls who looks innocent, but has had sex more than you, "technically I'm a virgin"
by Tighnit March 4, 2014
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teching

Teching: To pretend you know what you are doing, when really all you do is restore the defaults, And send a Ping.

If all else fails, you can always do a trusted reboot.
My internet doesnt work. We need to do some teching... Restore the defaults. If that doesnt work, we dont support it.
by heather and james January 24, 2008
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Berks Technical Institute

A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.
Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.

Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
by _jester November 24, 2011
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techies

WE R TEH MATRIX.
DO NOT MESS WITH U5.
WE WILL USURP YOUR KEYCARDS AND PRIVLEGGES.

WE R MSSRS. FOTI, LAFAYETTE, AND GRAHAM, AND OUR l337 SUNGLASSES WILL PWN ALL J00r Bo><3n.
The techies are a bunch of fags, and suck each others dicks all day while watching bukkake videos, while pulling $30,000 a year from CHS.
by Father Higgins August 12, 2003
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technicolor

something that people think sounds cool in their myspace name when in reality they look totally stupid.
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